Saturday, December 18, 2010

Some holiday humor


      A Little Christmas Story
     
      When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys
      as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas
      pressure.
     
      Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed
      Santa even more.
     
      When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about
      to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows
      where.
     
      Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the
      toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
     
      Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of
      rum. When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the
      cider and hidden the liquor.. In his frustration, he accidentally dropped
      the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over
      the kitchen floor. He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all
      the straw off the end of the broom.
     
      Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door,
      yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas
      tree.
     
      The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely
      day? I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'
     
      And so began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
     
      Not a lot of people know this.

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